Hey all you dudes and dudettes, Crafty Chick is playin' Love Doctor today! WHOOO HOOOO! Yeah! So it's time to be serious for a moment. All you guys out there need to grab a pencil, some paper, and free up your schedule cause prepare to take LOTS of notes! Girls, you can just pop some popcorn, laugh, and agree. So here is a list of what guys should know about getting girls.
1) "Friendzoned"
If you think you are currently friendzoned do not fear! The Love Doctor is here! Now, you have a case of the "Are you kidding me"s it is easy to treat. I'll just prescribe you a daily dose of "BE A MAN"! There is no such thing as "friendzoned" it's just you being stupid and not having enough confidence to man up and actually tell her you like her!
2) "Cool Guy"
News flash! Most girls, aka the ones actually worth it, like guys who actually use this thing called a BELT. It actually has a purpose! You aren't a gangster! And while we are on the topic of gangsters, do you really feel the need to curse after every other word? It's a turn off. So just a basic list: no sagging pants, expand your vocab, and if you are inside, don't wear sunglasses unless you are in jazz band.
3) CONFIDENCE!
I CAN OUT STRESS THIS ENOUGH! Are you the kind of guy who sits back and watches amazing girls get sucked into dating a guy who is a jerk, cheater, low life, etc? If you are, either you are a TOTAL JERK or you need to MAN UP, SON! The reason these idiots get the girl is because they reek CONFIDENCE! Gain a little confidence, look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself how BOSS you are! You know you're awesome, so let the world know! Now I'm not the most confident person in the world, but I seem to gain confidence within a second just by goofing off with my friends! Confidence = Success! That applys to EVRYTHING!
4) A Personality
Girls like guys with a personality! If you are funny, creative, or entertaining and you are HIDING THAT you might as well go and apologies to all us girls who have been stuck with idiots! Show yourselves! We need more of you! Please! Make us laugh! The more you make a girl laugh, the more she will like you!
5) Get Involved
If you play a sport, you will most likly attract a girl who is a fan of that sport. If you are in a band (a school band or something with REAL instruments) I'm sure you can easily pick up a fellow musician. Get involved with clubs, activities, anything. You will also have fun and make friends you never would have expected to have anything in common with!
That's all I've got for now! I hope that helped all you guys out there and I hope all the girls can agree. If you think of something I may have forgotten, feel free to put it in the comments below. Please share, comment, and check back often as I add on to the site as often as I can. Bye-bye! See you later!